There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry, you're a wizard

Harry goes to Hogwart he meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrel becomes unemployed,
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge, the dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man and now the prisoner is at large
They used time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather, I don't really get it either

Harry gets put in the Triwizard tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed
He's back

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
Voldemort's back now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be

Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're Horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad,
He may take his final breath...